January 2011
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Hot chocolate after being out in the snow
Good stuff, am I right?
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O_o
So I walked into the chem lab today to see my midterm grade in ap chem. I had prepared a decent amount for the exam, and felt that I did fine.
I walked up to where the grades were posted and found my ID, and scrolled with my eyes until I found the midterm. The grade reached off the paper and slapped me in the face. I stared blankly at the spiteful number with shocked eyes and a broken heart. For...
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I actually did it.
In order to do an entire portfolio (ap lang & comp students you know what I’m talking about) in ONE NIGHT, I withheld from accessing the internet for the whole night. Needless to say, I’ve technically been living under a rock for the past day, and I have lots of tumblr scrolling to catch up with. Hey, living under a rock worked out fine for Patrick Star, right?
Still, you would be...
I'm calling it.
Every answer on the AP chem midterm tomorrow will be C. Or at least I hope, ‘cause that’s what I might just put :P
A quick idea:
Ok. So I can only go over how ∆h = t∆s and how resonance prevents benzene from going through addition reactions for so long before I need to take some procrastination pills to handle my internet withdrawal symptoms. And, strangely enough, here’s what I was thinking-
Don’t you hate it when you drop your books and all of your papers go flying all over the place? It happens to everyone,...
If I don't want a snow day tomorrow
(which I don’t), do the superstitions work backwards? Maybe I should try flushing fire down the toilet instead of ice…
Mr. Vonnegut
You did not disappoint me. You really put the “laughter” in slaughterhouse. Congratulations :)
Oh, the irony
Miriam-Webster’s word of the day is “procrastinate.” ‘Nuff said.
Why I'm expressing this in Java is beyond me.
//Will I be happy when I return from tennis?
public class Return_From_Tennis{
public boolean happy(score_of_jets_game){
if (Jets.winning(score_of_jets_game)){
return true;
}
else if (Tom_Brady.crying()){
return true;
}
else{
//:(
return false;
}
}
...
Lab hands > Jazz hands
Anyone else agree?
Well, I've done it.
I set this challenge to myself, and I’ve completed it. I can now say that I’ve read every xkcd comic. That alone is actually kinda sad, but what’s worse is that I actually got more than 90% of the jokes. Now, to find a more productive application of my time, like getting to that homework in ap stats…
Dear Kurt Vonnegut,
So far, your book is much better than The Shawl - congratulations. Just remember one thing: “so it goes” is like a “that’s what she said” joke. It can be witty when used properly if the circumstances present themselves, but it’s annoying when you set yourself up for it (page 89, paragraph 4… really?). Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
AP Lang &...
Happy snow day :)
Wow. I got >12 hours of sleep. I guess I needed it, eh? I’m not even freaking out about sleeping in. But if anyone still doesn’t have plans, is anyone on the internets down for hanging out?
Sigh...
Even though I know that it’s a snow day, I’m still doing work (I took a break to post this when I realized it) as if nothing is different about tomorrow. It’s like an instinct, and it’s bothering me right now, but… can’t… stop… working…
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:
those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Requiescat in Pace →
This link will bring you to an interesting and well-made program if any of you have Chrome. It was created by the late Bill Zeller, a genius who lived a tragic life. He functions as a point of comparison for us to re-evaluate what’s really important in life. And I mean it: I really hope that he found peace.
Dear Cynthia Ozick,
Metaphors are the hot sauce in the stew of literature. When used sparingly, they can provide a complement to the flavor. When used excessively, however, they’re just painful. Sincerely, AP Lang & Comp Students
